01:06 am - Let's see... who's on a ****-list this year around?
Pointless prank? Check, yer' on the list.
False revelation? Check, yer' on the list.
Wishful thinking, but still an april fools joke? Check, yer' on the list.
Reading that sting? Sorry for you, but I feel like I've been kicked while I was down by a whole football team taking turns to rub each other's feet so they could make it through a couple dozen more times.
Don't specifically know why, but the sheer dumbtrucks full of bullshit 'revelations' have shoved me into throughly-pissed-off mode. I just reached 'critical mass' at some point, and it's all going out right here.
I don't want stupid pranks and false news. If I wanted that I'd read the Onion.
A webcomic poking fun at itself with a fresh front page, that I can understand. But lay off picking on those of us that actually care about and trust you, okay? Otherwise, you might lose that caring and trust, because we got bit on the ass for doing so one too many years in a row, regardless of the damn day of the year.
Does 9-1-1 shut down on April 1st? No, they have to take every call as seriously as any other day. Does the fire department and police department take the day off? No, they still roll on reported calls, bullshit or otherwise. Do I stop caring about how someone's doing, because it's April 1st? No, I still care, and I still try to keep in touch with how people are doing, and what's going on.
Kindly refrain from kicking me in the beanbag
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